Interview with Robbie Rist: The Sound Ninja

 

 

Do you want a house on the moon?

I think we’re I to opt for the ‘bond villain lair’ home idea, I would go underwater rather than outer space. That said, the first job I said I wanted was fireman…. On the moon….. I knew I was lazy even then.

What is one of the weirdest things you and your friends used to do as a teenagers?

Be teenagers? I was working so often…. I guess that’s weird….

Does your house want to travel?

No. My house wants to kill me.

What is your most bizarre funny talent?

Always being on the right side of history.

Vanilla or Chocolate?

Rainbow Sherbet

What was your favorite toy growing up?

Besides musical instruments, I had these wired by remote control dinosaurs when I was, like 6…..kick ass toys…

Do you have long conversations with your guitar?

They are more like domestic abuse sessions

Are friends electric?

Love is electric. Do you love your friends?

Which of your friends are you proudest of? Why?

I am proud of all of my friends. I am lucky in that I largely attract an intelligent group of thinkers, artists and Borderline cases who challenge enrich and overall make my life what it is. A cheating but joyous place.

Can you taste rainbows?

Only ‘the’

What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?

The Earth.

Do you have fun socks?

Nope. White knee highs since high school.

Even with formal wear.

If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?

Any one where I get to look at Sela Ward for hours on end.

As a woman, would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?

Future.

Being a chick suckrd in the past.

Do words have a flavor?

Words have every flavor. Sweet, sour, bitter…umami….

If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?

Why don’t you speak English?

How can I do this better?

What do you know that I don’t?

Do you want a pony?

No. But, there is a really great indie band called Candypants . Look them up.

They have an awesome song called I Want A Pony

If you could be an Olympic Food Athlete, in what sport would you compete?

The Clementine Challenge.

I could eat those Damn things all day .

Do drones follow you?

No. But I seem to keep getting orbited by retired soviet spy satellites.

What is the sound you love the most when walking outside?

The melliflouous sound of my lady’s voice.

If you could ask the President one question while at a pie fight, what would it be?

Why don’t you get the fuck out of the game before someone gets hurt, you unctious pile of orange dog Turd?

Do clouds talk to you?

Silently.

If you had to leave earth on a spaceship that looks like Falkor and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?

Ali, Chris, Thom, and Jeremy

Do you love crepes?

I hate creepy people.

What fictional character do you wish you could meet at a candy store?

That three wishes genie guy.

Facebook said that you have reached the friend request limit and can’t accept any more. How does that feel?

I guess a couple of people watch teevee.

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